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24 Jan

How true is this?

Posted by eng in Rantings.

The other day I got this email from my friend. It’s called 33 Facts about Guyz.  Here’s an extract of the email that i got :

  1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
  2. Guys hate flirts.
  3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
  4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
  5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
  6. … etc, etc. etc

Without thinking much, I forwarded this mail to Miko with a little hope of entertaining her in a busy and stressful day at work but 1/2 an hour later, I got this … 

  1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. Harajuku also presentable in their own manner
  2. Guys hate flirts. Then?
  3. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is. No, it means that ur stupid switch button is not working
  4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. So, that’s what u’ve been doing all these while lar….. 2nite u watch out! 
  5. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics. Cos the guy has an equal share of bad characteristics
  6. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile. What if the girl wears bracelets?
  7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention. What did U do? J
  8. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back. Yeah right, u got no other choice only mar…
  9. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”…… so true. sei chin lan tah!
  10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. Guys = dumb ass!
  11. Guys love their moms. Keep her out of my life!
  12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. Got meh? I dun see you tyres shrinking also
  13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her. I tot man only got one stupid switch… where got so complicated one?
  14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. He also dun talk properly, how to understand?
  15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. So u tell me everyday, means u love someone else lar?!!!
  16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. Yeah… blogger bf
  17. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses. Then, your bro is your strength lar?
  18. Guys are very open about themselves. Guy’s ego keep their feelings to themselves
  19. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long. U made me wait!!!
  20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. From now onwards, u do all laundry
  21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty. Then y u get upset over my haircut?
  22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice … very true. ok, then next time u talk, I sleep!
  23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. ok, this, I agree
  24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. So u go tell ur frens all about … [deleted]
  25. Guys think too much. My guy dun think at all!
  26. Guys fantasies are unlimited. Yours are limited to manga
  27. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does! … very true. means I dun like me after u made me fat lar…
  28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
  29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
  30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
  31. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
  32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
  33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

…  Thank GOD that she ran out of bullets at no. 27. If not I would have probably jump out of the window by now.

 

2 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by miko on 03/02/2008 at 6:15 AM

    no, miko accidently press ctrl-s at no. 27 :)

  2. Posted by miko on 03/02/2008 at 6:16 AM

    atl-s, sorry, not ctrl-s

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