Life is funny. Internet just made it funnier.
I had a “talk kok session” with my friend a couple of days ago. Then things got heated up and fried.
AL : 8 companies I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanna cry already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passed 4 to manager, 3 throw back to staff.
Left with one more and I’m already brain dead 
((((
ME : Don’t care. But I finally know where that Bolster sit … =)
AL : Yeah…it’s at the other end corner.
ME : Yeah… Got roped in by the Boss for a new work & happened to see him there …
AL : I was thinking who the heck is Boss…haha…okok…now I know who is Boss
You saw Bolster sitting at his place? It’s beside the boardroom.
Just now both of us walked passed you (you were at the printer) and he called me FAT
Anyway, when starting new work? Advisory?
ME : Nothing to do with Bolster. Just looking for another Senior next to Bolster to discuss work.
Call him ASSHOLE lar… (since he call you FAT)
AL : Some issues with work and asking advisory team for input?
It’ll be fun if you can do advisory 
)
ME : Not input, more like regular. I’ll do all I can.
I want to get prepared to go to AU and I need to be strong.
That’s where the talk kok session beginns …
AL : ?? What are you talking about???
ME : Tok kok… just ignore it.
AL : Forward to your wife
ME : Forward what??
AL : Forward this email to her…
Her husband learnt a new language called chicken language..haha…
ME : Dear… Your friend want you to read this …
Miko : He mean – now big boy liao… oz near liao, need to be prepare to go work in oz with ang mohs, so need to be strong…. Yeah…. I know kok language too 
hehehheeh
AL : only wife can understand husband’s kok language since wife also speaks kok…heehee… when i read Cedric’s reply i was like “what the heck is he talking about?”
ME : Married kok, sleep with kok, eat with kok, have baby kok … of course can talk kok lar …
AL : so it’s wife who picks up kok language from husband la
ME : No. That’s known as a deep understanding between husband & wife.
AL : good one ))
But the “kok” problem between husband & wife did not end there …
Miko : So now u calling you son, kok lar?!!!
ME : No. But if I call myself kok and talk kok… then my son will also learn how to talk kok rite?
Miko : ………. pengsan ……….
